JakeySnakey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Never Woke Up]

10's allaround

damn that was just fukin weird.... I checked your site right after watching it.... I really like your style.... n plus you're hot , so that's always an added bonus..... some more material for the spank bank....
back to the flash... it was awesome and I'm gonna make sure I'll be checking out your other stuff on here....... uummm..... end of review

[New Bullet]

lol

ur awesome ... and i want u to have my babies

[Life with a Wolf]

mmmm...

I liked it.... but honestly.... why is this your only submission on here?
I'm just guessing here but uh.... are you just an awesome artist and new to flash ? or did you just forget to put in a preloader? Well, if you're new... you can download a preloader here from newgrounds.... Maybe I'm psychic, cause I do see some of your future submissions getting featured on here .... but i don't think they will without a preloader..... okay back to the flash here thou.....
everything was awesome basically..... I woulda gave a 10 on graphics if it wasn't for the part where you had animated the wolves head shaking back and forth..... it just looked kinda funnny.... would've been nice to see a motion blur or something I dunno..... I really look forward to seeing more of your work.

[Invention of the Year]

i loved it

I loved it... but as you can see I rated everything pretty low.
The graphics I loved, but they were poorly animated.
Very stylish... reminded me of some of david firths work which rocks..
The sound.... Just seemed to vary in volume too much.... some voices were just too quiet and some were just way too loud(mainly the female voice) compared to the rest.
Humor .... well most of the flash wasn't very funny at all(was mostly pretty odd and creepy) but the ending where it shows the invention i just laughed my ass off lol.....

Overall was awesome .... very weird... which I like... so good work man... I loved it.... oh and one more thing.... I went to go watch it again but the replay button didn't stop the music so you should probably fix that.... just add the stopallsounds command to it and that'll do the trick.

Captain-Sparkles responds:

yeah those are all good points
this is only my 4th flash so i am still figuring things like that out I will eventually fix that glitch at the end
and yes flash has made me realize that i am actually not that funny i turned down the moms voice a ton maybe not enough
so things you have to check on the internet
that is what i have learned
because the music starting over agian is not a problem when you preview but i will remember that
thank you

[L1F3: Yetti's Misfortune]

lol

fuckin hilarious ..... i just didn't really like the ending too much... well just all the dancing animations.... they kinda seemed lame.... but overall it was awesome, the story, the animation style, just everything rocked ... keep that shit uup

[Wheelchair IV]

lol

Funny & entertaining, I liked it. I can't really stand stickmen thou... it would've been much better with some more complex characters.
And to the guy a couple reviews ago that wants things to make sense, why not try learning to spell the word in the first place retard!

Nice flash... I wanna see the other 3

[Reject the Ridiculous]

lol

I thought it was funny and entertaining...... well the message I got was don't eat toast, kind of. Well not really not eating toast but don't waste electricity on stuff you don't need to like toasting bread.... but toast just kicks ass.... and surely beats the hell out of bread.... so is there some sort of alternative to toasting bread? possibly? Can I buy little carbon men somewhere like maybe on E-bay or something to power my toaster? Well anyways.... awesome flash .... I loved the graphics and just everything that was going on.... keep that shit up!

[Hansel and Gretel]

lol nice

very david firth loooooking and feeling... you shoulda got him to do the voice over lol i like his voice better.... but it was good thou i liked it lol

the sounds sounded like shit thou.... dont compress the sound too much er somthin i dunno

Aikefu responds:

David Firth's work is a source of inspiration for me. I also draw a lot from a wide range of artists from Jhonen Vasquez to Salvador Dali.

Yeah, the sound isn't the clearest. That will be changing soon, though. I recently purchased a preamplifier and a $70 mic that will be used in future animations, which means top notch audio from here on out!

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 1A]

amazing animation bad sound

Some really nice animation skills ya got..... I really didn't like the voice acting on the duck... he sounded really fake ... other than that awesome work, very professional looking... not sounding thou.
I didn't really like it too much overall... was very boring and uninteresting.... I only watched it right through because of the wicked awesome animating.

[Mac VS PC]

rofl @ CC

c'mon seriously clocks suck... try doing the voices yourself
or something ... . that voice is just so annoying... therefore making the entire flash annoying

SalmonBerryClock responds:

clocks don't suck, your mom sucks like a vacuum and blows like a leaf blower