JakeySnakey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wolfenstein 3D Headshot]

That was a BOOM HEADSHOT!!

Dude that was awesome.... funny.... mainly because I'm a fan of the show... and I also played the game when it came out so yeah I'm old... lol.... Like I said it was awesome.... a couple improvements could be made..... First.... When the character was talking about the running with a knife shit you should have added a boom headshot to the actual headshot.... it felt pretty lame when it happened due to the lack of sound...... Second is the Scene after the credits.... roflmao honestly, you're not a major movie production company.... and only they can do it and get away with it..... I would've closed the window if I wasn't busy doing other things.... Just don't do that shit..... nobody cares about the credits here on newgrounds.... so just put the scene before the credits..... Well sure if you were making a movie for fox or universal or something it would be acceptable but this is newgrounds.... the credits are when 96% of people close the window..... and that last scene was totally awesome.... .... fuck man... that was awesome.... great ideas.... great execution....
THANK YOU! 5/5 10/10

DuDuL responds:

the after credits idea is another spoof XD i want ppl mad XD i know its anoying to wait till credits are gone XD thats why i did it xD

[The Fear Hole: The Doom That Didn't Come to Sarnath]

hmm

good stuff man... all 4 episodes are pretty descent... i just don't find them entertaining myself... but uhh... the sound could use a little work on the quality.... but it aint thaaaat bad....
the graphics are pretty darn goood just slightly lackin in the animation department.... just wondering thou.... how are all 4 episodes done in like 2 days? did you like work on em all at the same time? just asking cuz it just kinda seemed a little weird lol

w/e thou good work man keep it up.... ps i rated everything 10 just cuz i'm lazy 4/5

Scythemantis responds:

I actually made these episodes over the course of the past year, but didn't come to newgrounds until having just completed this fourth one :)

[Yoseph The Snail]

cute and slooooooooooow

I couldn't watch everyday.... I watched the 1st and it drove me nuts...
So basically my review is just gonna cover day 1....

What I would change.... first, if you're going to use detailed bricks like that the rest of the background should match it. Which would be the ground.... it would just look alot more pretty if you had the wall and the ground on the same level (graphics wise).

second, you should have made day 1 just a little bit faster .... like c'mon that was driving me insane!!!! arrgghhh

but i loved the snail and the idea ... maybe i'll check it all out later or something who knows.... i gotta go poo and then get ready for work
srry if i have any gay spelling mistakes i really gotta go poo bad so i'm just typin this i n real fast

SuperDuck-Spanjj responds:

Day 1 was meant to be the longest and the other days speed up, I suggest you watch the whole thing. Yeah if I went back I'd probabley chop 100 frames or so off the crawl to the ice cream it does get a bit tedious after the initial laughs, thanks for the review.

[Snoop's one-man gangbang]

meh

it was just funny cuz they all looked white lol.......
i 5'd just cuz it had b-real in it
ima big cypress hill fan

but the animation was very crappy.... stickmen just don't do it for me
try making some better looking characters....and use thinner lines on the backgrounds... and it was way too short(but like you said you only needed a 30 second clip for class so you're forgiven)... i'm guessing your just starting in animation thou.... so just keep at it... you'll get better with time and practice

oh and BTW you can downloader a preloader on here from newgrounds.... there is a little link below the submission link ..... or you could just google up a preloader tutorial or something

Chetic responds:

Yeah I don't really like doing stickmen either.

Thanks for the preloader tip and review! :D

[Invention of the Year]

i loved it

I loved it... but as you can see I rated everything pretty low.
The graphics I loved, but they were poorly animated.
Very stylish... reminded me of some of david firths work which rocks..
The sound.... Just seemed to vary in volume too much.... some voices were just too quiet and some were just way too loud(mainly the female voice) compared to the rest.
Humor .... well most of the flash wasn't very funny at all(was mostly pretty odd and creepy) but the ending where it shows the invention i just laughed my ass off lol.....

Overall was awesome .... very weird... which I like... so good work man... I loved it.... oh and one more thing.... I went to go watch it again but the replay button didn't stop the music so you should probably fix that.... just add the stopallsounds command to it and that'll do the trick.

Captain-Sparkles responds:

yeah those are all good points
this is only my 4th flash so i am still figuring things like that out I will eventually fix that glitch at the end
and yes flash has made me realize that i am actually not that funny i turned down the moms voice a ton maybe not enough
so things you have to check on the internet
that is what i have learned
because the music starting over agian is not a problem when you preview but i will remember that
thank you

[Hansel and Gretel]

lol nice

very david firth loooooking and feeling... you shoulda got him to do the voice over lol i like his voice better.... but it was good thou i liked it lol

the sounds sounded like shit thou.... dont compress the sound too much er somthin i dunno

Aikefu responds:

David Firth's work is a source of inspiration for me. I also draw a lot from a wide range of artists from Jhonen Vasquez to Salvador Dali.

Yeah, the sound isn't the clearest. That will be changing soon, though. I recently purchased a preamplifier and a $70 mic that will be used in future animations, which means top notch audio from here on out!

[Mac VS PC]

rofl @ CC

c'mon seriously clocks suck... try doing the voices yourself
or something ... . that voice is just so annoying... therefore making the entire flash annoying

SalmonBerryClock responds:

clocks don't suck, your mom sucks like a vacuum and blows like a leaf blower

[Chuc and Tazer EP 1]

lol

it's lawyer not lawyor btw lol

ur flash sucked cuz it was unfinished
i wanna know what happens next

Cinnabonmon responds:

yeah, its just i hate lip synching. and ill make sure to change my profile