JakeySnakey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Day In The Life of a Cow]

whooooahh nelly

two thumbs up... it had a cow in it... i like cows... you bastard!
i have a cow animation in the works and there's no way i'm getting front page because there is no way there'll be two cow flashes on the front page at the same time =( ..... actually i won't get front page cause my skills aren't very skillful

I might have to push back the release to Winter 2009 =(

[Boulevard of Broken Songs]

mmmm... that was delicious

I'm pretty sure that's the longest flash I've ever sat through watching the whole thing..... oh and btw PinkSkull is hot!

[My Immortal]

WOW

How does this flash have 52 reviews and 3,318 views???? Honestly??? wtf?? The flash wasn't horrible .... but it was wasn't good at all.... it was almost as exciting as watching a Jew rob a n****r

[It's a Halo Thing]

lol video game parodies suck, but this one.....

DOESN'T..... lol that was funny.... it was actually pretty awesome, very well animated... and about those credits .... WOW, really cool shit..... Just stop being so gay in your descriptions lol .... people don't log onto Newgrounds to read lol you silly goose.

[How not to die']

mmmm....

yummy

[Wolfenstein 3D Headshot]

That was a BOOM HEADSHOT!!

Dude that was awesome.... funny.... mainly because I'm a fan of the show... and I also played the game when it came out so yeah I'm old... lol.... Like I said it was awesome.... a couple improvements could be made..... First.... When the character was talking about the running with a knife shit you should have added a boom headshot to the actual headshot.... it felt pretty lame when it happened due to the lack of sound...... Second is the Scene after the credits.... roflmao honestly, you're not a major movie production company.... and only they can do it and get away with it..... I would've closed the window if I wasn't busy doing other things.... Just don't do that shit..... nobody cares about the credits here on newgrounds.... so just put the scene before the credits..... Well sure if you were making a movie for fox or universal or something it would be acceptable but this is newgrounds.... the credits are when 96% of people close the window..... and that last scene was totally awesome.... .... fuck man... that was awesome.... great ideas.... great execution....
THANK YOU! 5/5 10/10

DuDuL responds:

the after credits idea is another spoof XD i want ppl mad XD i know its anoying to wait till credits are gone XD thats why i did it xD

[Salad Fingers Episode 8]

Yummy

Just lovely!

[C&C Shorts Trailer]

umm...

decent graphics... but the whole flash was pointless.... WOW you made a trailer to something that has a real good chance of never getting done lol. You have some talent.... why waste time making a trailer??? Honestly??? C'mon.... so uhhh.... yeah.... you fail!!!!

[The Box by Michelle Denz]

hmm...

Hoover Dam that was weird..... but it was funny..... and weird..... and funny....... I really liked the art and animation style.... was very different from most flashes on here which i just love....

the voice acting was done well.... but the little boy drove me nuts and made me just wanna strangle him to death..... but that's okay

[Master & Cat clean kitchn]

answer me

really nice artwork.... was anything even done in flash thou??? (besides the preloader and replay button)

very good voice overs too.... i didn't really find it funny thou... i did kinda grin like once or twice so i guess that's alright.....
i dunno i guess i'm done