JakeySnakey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[He Stole My Teddy]

yummy....

awesome shit.... i lieked the end "put spongebob on!" lol

the whole thing was.... sick..... twisted.... perverse..... but isn't that what makes things good?

that was fun.... make a sequel..... and have it start out with the guy doin her in the ass...... and then she sucks the gizz out her ass with a rubber tube and spits it in the guys face.... and then the guy rips her teddy bear apart.... and then she calls the police.... and then the police laugh and do her in the ass while the first guy fucks her in the eye.... that would be so awesome man..... i could even get my mom to do the voice overs for the little girl...... well w/e anyways awesome flash ..... keep at it

Meebs responds:

Already been done, haven't you ever seen lord of the rings?

[Salad Fingers - Rebirth]

well

I'm a fan of firth's work... so i did kind of like it ..... but there was nothing new really except for some added special effects with blurs, lighting, shading and some other stuff..... it would have been to see an original story like make a fake lost episode or something and try to imitate his voice or somethin i dunno.... ah well good job man

Oney responds:

Nothing new except comletely new animation.

[Don't Be Emo]

lol

hilarious.... i liked the sense that didn't make any...
and that sloppy sketching style just looks fkukin cool

and to anybody gettin offended by this shit go slit your fuckin neck
even if ur emo why would you even be offended???
this world is getting way too fuckin sensitive
u fuckin pussies

[1 - The Story of Khale]

falsely advertised!!!

wheres the story? To me, it seemed like it was a music video.... I found it very boring and the music sounded like something you'd hear in a gaybar. very awesome animation thou... the backgrounds were very pretty and moved around nicely.
well good work n keep at it... n hopefully if you're going to continue to make music videos you'll actually use some descent music.... that shit you had in this flash just made me wanna kiss my boyfriend.

[Popstar]

yummy

Wow... awesome art, awesome animation... pretty much flawless....

The song was actually pretty damn good. Excellent voice, excellent music, and excellent lyrics. I'm guessing it's not the full song thou cuz it did sound like it got cut off at the end. So it woulda been better if it was a little longer but other than that it was pretty damn orgasmic

good job thou, keep at it! the both of yous

[The Fear Hole: The Doom That Didn't Come to Sarnath]

hmm

good stuff man... all 4 episodes are pretty descent... i just don't find them entertaining myself... but uhh... the sound could use a little work on the quality.... but it aint thaaaat bad....
the graphics are pretty darn goood just slightly lackin in the animation department.... just wondering thou.... how are all 4 episodes done in like 2 days? did you like work on em all at the same time? just asking cuz it just kinda seemed a little weird lol

w/e thou good work man keep it up.... ps i rated everything 10 just cuz i'm lazy 4/5

Scythemantis responds:

I actually made these episodes over the course of the past year, but didn't come to newgrounds until having just completed this fourth one :)

[Yoseph The Snail]

cute and slooooooooooow

I couldn't watch everyday.... I watched the 1st and it drove me nuts...
So basically my review is just gonna cover day 1....

What I would change.... first, if you're going to use detailed bricks like that the rest of the background should match it. Which would be the ground.... it would just look alot more pretty if you had the wall and the ground on the same level (graphics wise).

second, you should have made day 1 just a little bit faster .... like c'mon that was driving me insane!!!! arrgghhh

but i loved the snail and the idea ... maybe i'll check it all out later or something who knows.... i gotta go poo and then get ready for work
srry if i have any gay spelling mistakes i really gotta go poo bad so i'm just typin this i n real fast

SuperDuck-Spanjj responds:

Day 1 was meant to be the longest and the other days speed up, I suggest you watch the whole thing. Yeah if I went back I'd probabley chop 100 frames or so off the crawl to the ice cream it does get a bit tedious after the initial laughs, thanks for the review.

[Celibate Stationery]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

omfg you really need to work on your AUDIO .... i had to turn my speakers right off man that was disgusting... awesome animating thou... horrible sound if you could get that fixed you'd have yourself a winner here..... and when i say winner i mean..... ummm.... something that wins stuff like prizes and gift certificates to places you'll never go to.... ah well good work... just work on the audio .... i dunno if it's from the recording or just flash or w/e but look into that and fix it

[[KK] Krispy Kreme]

wow

best KK animation ever!!!!

Intro was wayyyy tooooo looongg .... like c'mon seriously, I was almost gonna close it during the intro... make em shorter

and it would've been alot better if something actually happend at the end

[Snoop's one-man gangbang]

meh

it was just funny cuz they all looked white lol.......
i 5'd just cuz it had b-real in it
ima big cypress hill fan

but the animation was very crappy.... stickmen just don't do it for me
try making some better looking characters....and use thinner lines on the backgrounds... and it was way too short(but like you said you only needed a 30 second clip for class so you're forgiven)... i'm guessing your just starting in animation thou.... so just keep at it... you'll get better with time and practice

oh and BTW you can downloader a preloader on here from newgrounds.... there is a little link below the submission link ..... or you could just google up a preloader tutorial or something

Chetic responds:

Yeah I don't really like doing stickmen either.

Thanks for the preloader tip and review! :D